It was the night of Monday, March 25, 2013. The new episode of Adventure Time was on cartoon network, the one with Simon and Marceline.
The Episode started normally. The Ice King knocked on the door of Marceline, and Marceline answered, flustered. It's a bit of a blur, but I know something horrible must have happened.
Boy, am I right.
The Ice king... He started ''Singing.
'' And boy was his voice... It was kind of weird, as if he was voiced by an old man. Anyways, the two were singing about crazy magic poptarts or some shit i dont know.
But the weird thing is... Finn and Jake were being total stalkers, looking at Marceline and the Ice King through the window.
Later still, commercials came on. OH GOD THE COMMERCIALS.
There was one that said "If you're happy and you know it go sit in the corner and think about your life." And then... there was one where it said something along the lines of "Barbies barbies omg buy some barbies. They're fun and shit! you can grab their boobs!" And then I blacked out from all of the scariness.
I woke up and I realized I was knocked out for four hours and my TV was gone.